Wednesday, March 11, 2009

A marriage that will last about 15 months


Not be haters, but we're not into this union of Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams. They recently got married in Georgia and we're disappointed. She used to date Andy Roddick!

Guess who is the walking skeleton?


Click on the comments page for the answer.

This cover story was written by Michael Jackson


He really loves tea parties and cupcakes.

Gisele gushes about Tom Brady and her step-son John Edward Thomas


Gisele also claims that she is ready to have a big family and that she loves kids.

A huge improvement-- Katie Holmes no longer looks like a depressed robot


Julia Roberts wears a boring pantsuit to promote Duplicity in London


Rachel Bilson wears an outfit designed by Mischa Barton during one of her drug fueled frenzies


The fakest smile in the world


Someone must have just asked Jennifer Aniston if she's happy for Brad and Angelina.

Freida Pinto lives it up in Paris with friends


Lindsay Lohan wants everyone to be a rare shade of orange


Lohan is the new spokesperson for a spray-on tan product that is sure to make you look like a coked out prostitute who spent one too many days in Daytona Beach during Spring Break. The comments from People magazine readers were especially harsh. It seems no one thinks she has good skin in pictures that aren't photoshopped. We'll have to agree.

Maybe actors shouldn't be in graduate school


We applaud James Franco for trying. He's currently attending school to get a masters in Creative Writing, but apparently staying awake for the lecture is too much to ask. The same thing happened to Paris Hilton in 4th grade when she had to learn long division.

What has two heads and an IQ of 45 part I?


It's Herpes Hilton and Douchebag Reinhardt!

What has two heads and an IQ of 45 part II?


It's Lauren squared from the Hills!