Time to feel like crap

These two beautiful people are engaged. We think they're prettier than Brangelina.

Showing as much cleavage as she can

Like Hayden Panetierre, Miley Cyrus is in a hurry to look like Demi Moore.

Who invited the Playboy Plamate?

Megan Fox needs to get rid of the lame tatoo, or never wear tight gold polyester.

A fancy dress for a boring actress

Olivia Wilde wears something that would have looked better on Penelope Cruz- or someone with more charisma.

Penelope Cruz must have known she wasn't going to win based on her outfit

Interesting

We like Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Oh Dear God

No words can be used to describe Renee Zellweger.

Pretty

Kyra Sedgwick usually looks good.

The beautiful winner of the night, Kate Winslet

Kate Beckinsale circa 2004

J Lo tries to show everyone she lost all of the baby weight

Horrible

Someone please tell Jenna Fischer that she doesn't need to dress like Pam.

Trying to look older than Demi Moore

Hayden Panetierre tries to avoid looking like a teenager.

Wrong color, Part I

Frieda Pinto is gorgeous but this color is not the best choice.

Cute

This is about as not-scary as Evan Rachel Woods gets.

Pretty and sexy

Salma Hayek shows up in usual get-up.

Wrong color, part II

Sandra Bullock needs a brighter color.

We hope that monstrosity is velcro

If you take away the huge appendage. Eva Mendes looks good.

Who cares

Eva Longoria is another dramatic dress. She looks fine.

Not as boring as usual

This is the best Elizabeth Banks has ever looked, especially her hair.

What?

A spray on tan would help Drew Barrymore.

A million times better than her daughter

Demi Moore looks good.

So-so

Maybe the problem for Debra Messing is her hairstyle.

Not a good dress on anyone

We know Christina Applegate has been through a lot, but this was not a good dress.

The dress is better than the face

Cameron Diaz' tan looks great. Mayme she needs bangs.

Too tight

Good color, but this dress looks like a bad fit for Blake Lively.

Fake smile

Beyonces pissed that she didn't get nominated for "Cadillac Records", which was supposed to be her Oscar winning role that she produced.

Angelina looks good, but it would help her face to put on a few

We're sure JenniferAniston can help her out with that.

She must want to die

Anne Hathaway looks great, but due to some clerical glitch that supposedly revealed that she was the winner, everyone thought she was going to win for best actress.

Pretty

Anna Paquin looks nice and keeps things simple.

Boring

This dress on Amy Adams isn't flattering either. We love her but she usually looks pretty crappy at these things.

Another gross display of self-adulation from the useless TV and Film industry: The Golden Globe Winners

Best Motion Picture – Drama
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
The Reader
Revolutionary Road
WINNER Slumdog Millionaire
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Best Actress – Motion Picture – Drama
Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie, Changeling
Meryl Streep, Doubt
Kristin Scott Thomas, I've Loved You So Long
WINNER Kate Winslet, Revolutionary Road
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Best Actor – Motion Picture – Drama
Leonardo DiCaprio, Revolutionary Road
Frank Langella, Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn, Milk
Brad Pitt, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
WINNER Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler
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Best Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
Burn After Reading
Happy-Go-Lucky
In Bruges
Mamma Mia!
WINNER Vicky Cristina Barcelona
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Best Actress – Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
Rebecca Hall, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
WINNER Sally Hawkins Happy-Go-Lucky
Frances McDormand, Burn After Reading
Meryl Streep, Mamma Mia!
Emma Thompson, Last Chance Harvey
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Best Actor – Motion Picture – Comedy or Musical
Javier Bardem, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
WINNER Colin Farrell, In Bruges
James Franco, Pineapple Express
Brendan Gleeson, In Bruges
Dustin Hoffman, Last Chance Harvey
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Best Supporting Actress
Amy Adams, Doubt
Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis, Doubt
Marisa Tomei, The Wrestler
WINNER Kate Winslet, The Reader
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Best Supporting Actor
Tom Cruise, Tropic Thunder
Robert Downey Jr., Tropic Thunder
Ralph Fiennes, The Duchess
Philip Seymour Hoffman, Doubt
WINNER Heath Ledger, The Dark Knight
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Best Animated Feature
Bolt
Kung Fu Panda
WINNER WALL-E
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TV
Best Television Series – Drama
Dexter
House
In Treatment
WINNER Mad Men
True Blood
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Best Actress in a Television Series – Drama
Sally Field, Brothers & Sisters
Mariska Hargitay, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
January Jones, Mad Men
WINNER Anna Paquin, True Blood
Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer
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Best Actor in a Television Series – Drama
WINNER Gabriel Byrne, In Treatment
Michael C. Hall, Dexter
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Hugh Laurie, House
Jonathan Rhys Meyers, The Tudors
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Best Television Series – Comedy or Musical
WINNER 30 Rock
Californication
Entourage
The Office
Weeds
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Best Actress in a Television Series – Comedy or Musical
Christina Applegate, Samantha Who?
America Ferrera, Ugly Betty
WINNER Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Debra Messing, The Starter Wife
Mary-Louise Parker, Weeds
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Best Actor in a Television Series – Comedy or Musical
WINNER Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Steve Carell, The Office
Kevin Connolly, Entourage
David Duchovny, Californication
Tony Shalhoub, Monk