Friday, September 26, 2008

Halle Berry struts her stuff


An Olympic gold winning Russian ice skater from the 1990s or Christina Aguilera?


Kevin Jonas steps out in jeans that were too tight for the gals from the new 902010


Everyone here is billingual


Camila speaks Portuguese and English, J Lo and Marc Anthony speak Spanish and English and Matthew McConnaughey speaks English and Crazy.

This is what Katie Holmes looks like everytime she has to obey one of Tom's orders


Jessica Alba has accomplished her number one goal in life: be able to fit in a bikini as soon as possible


90210 star Shenae Grimes tries to show the world she loves eating


The entire container is filled with ice berg lettuce and cucumbers.

Britney could almost pass for Christina Aguilera from this angle


The only thing that's missing is ten more pounds of make-up and gigantic, fake, rock-hard melons in her chest.

Gwyneth Paltrow debuts a slightly shorter do and two outfits in 24 hours



Total cost is less than $80,000 so in Gwyneth's world this is totally doable for everyone. Go on her website GOOP for more complete nonsense- which Gwyneth calls advice.

Katie Perry wants someone's attention


We wonder if Scarlet Johansson (her rumored crush) is watching.

Joy Behar joins the millions of people who think Paris Hilton is a moron


On the View the other day, Joy Behar made fun of Paris Hilton being an ex-con and Paris couldn't take it and pouted.

Responding to rumors that she's dating Donnie Wahlberg Aubrey O'day says "no comment"


No comment is code for "It was dark and I thought he was Marc Wahlberg".

The next Ellen and Anne enjoy Disneyland


A break-up that no one cares about


Devendra Barnhart and Natalie Portman have broken up because she finally started wearing prescription glasses and realized the beard had to go.