Monday, June 04, 2007

Rodrigo Santoro really likes awards shows



Rodrigo attends the MTV awards show in a casual top but wore a tuxedo to the ALMA awards honoring Latinos. Scroll down to see pictures from both awards shows (ALMA and MTV), hosted by Eva Longoria and Sarah Silverman, respectively.

Eva needs to lay off the make-up



She hosted the awards show, which gave her the perfect opportunity to wear as many ugly dresses as possible.

Sara Ramirez


The MTV Movie Awards: aka- more boring and pointless than Laura Bush


Paris Hilton


She showed up and than turned herself into jail. We think she should have done some form of humiliating community service.

Jessica Biel forgot that she's in competition with Cameron Diaz



This outfit isn't doing her any favors.

Megan Fox


Megan Fox (21) starred in one of the worst shows in the history of television: Hope and Faith. She is now engaged to one of the ex-stars of Beverly Hills 90210. Click on the comments page for the answer.

The Hills- sans Heidi


Whitney Port, Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge hang on to their fame.

Mandy Moore and John Krasinski


We love both of these two. She doesn't look so happy to be there. We live and die for The Office USA!!!

Ioan Gruffudd and his fiance Alice


The "actors" from the Fantastic Four


Few movies look as bad as this Fantastic Four sequel. The only person we like is Ioan Gruffudd- and we don't think that his presence in the movie warrants even watching it on a transatlantic flight.

Jessica Alba


Jessica Alba wants to be taken seriously as an actress- so she wore this. Her one obstacle to her goal? She can't act and the prospects of this changing anytime soon don't look good.

Spencer and Heidi


The MTV awards would not allow anyone with an IQ lower than 25 to enter the awards show. Heidi and Spencer barely made it in. Unfortunately, George W Bush was not allowed entry.

Fergie


This picture is just a tad too close up.

Shia LeBouf, Tyrese and a major hottie


Shia is getting slightly less awkward looking. Josh Duhamel looks great- no surprises there.

Cameron Diaz


Knowing that she might have an awkward encounter with her Justin Timberlake's current girlfriend, Jessica Biel- Cameron Diaz pulled out all the stops and borrowed a dress from Mary Kate Olsen.

Eva Mendes


She has a great tan.

Posh Spice


Though she won't be doing her reality tv show anymore- she just got hired to star in a Whitesnake video.

Angelina's veins are photoshopped out of her magazine cover


Her brother claims that she no longer eats because she is used to going long periods of time without food and can't sit at a fancy restauant and order everything. That makes about as much sense as saying you can't go to school because other people in 3rd world countries aren't able to.