We all knew this was coming

Lindsay Lohan's checked herself into rehab. "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health," Lohan said through her rep, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick. "I appreciate your well-wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

Somebody's stylist is getting fired today

Turns out Jessica Biel's Golden Globes dress has been seen before. Hillary Swank wore the same Valentino gown to an Oscar's party in 2004. We're not fans of the dress period, but actually think Swank's version is better.

Scarlett Johansson does her best to look like a member of the Russian military

Celebrity look-alikes

Kudos to US Weekly for suggesting this face-off between Britney Spears and Garth from Wayne's World.

Leonardo promotes the Departed in Tokyo

Those sunglasses must be covering Leo's puffy eyes. It must have been tough losing out at the Globes.

Angelina issues on the set of Vogue

US Weekly is reporting that, at the cover shoot for the January issue of Vogue (shot by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz), Jolie “was a nightmare. It became all about Angelina fussing over her hair and makeup. Annie and Angelina did not get along because of it.” We're over people criticizing Angelina. So she's weird and often says stupid things. Girlfriend at least puts her money where her mouth is. Leave her alone.

Toyota designs a new car for Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie

TMZ is reporting that Japanese car maker Toyota is developing a fail-safe system that will detect if the driver is too drunk to drive. Utilizing multiple detection systems, such as sweat sensors on the steering wheel to detect the amount of alcohol in the blood, sensors that detect abnormal steering, and a special camera that tells if the driver's pupils are not focusing--Toyota is hoping it can keep Paris, Nicole, and Mel Gibson from being able to hit the road.

More desperate attempts for attention by Katie and Posh

The ladies, along with fatso Tom Cruise, dined at none other than the Ivy on Robertson. Great place to go when you don't want to me noticed.

Grey's Anatomy tensions are really heating up

Isaiah Washington seems to be a big scumball. T.R. Knight (above) says that hearing Washington call him a "faggot" on the set of Grey's Anatomy gave him the courage to come out of the closet – and that he's speechless that Washington on Monday denied using the word. If you've forgotten, Washington told reporters the night of the Globes that he'd never said the word, only to infuriate Katherine Heigl who publicly called him out on it (see below).

Justin and Cameron's post-Globes showdown

Looks like things are really going downhill for Cameron Diaz. Page Six is reporting the following:

Sources say the temperamental star "blew up" at Biel after she saw Timberlake flirting with her. Diaz followed Timberlake to the In Style party at the Hilton Oasis, where "they had an awkward conversation." The "Charlie's Angels" star then trailed Timberlake to the Beverly Hilton rooftop for the Universal party, where she found him chatting up Biel - and screamed at the "Illusionist" star.

Diana Ross has not seen Dreamgirls

This album cover shows Florence Ballard (who the character of Effie was loosely based on), Mary Wilson and Diana Ross (who the character of Deena was loosely based on). Mary Wilson loved the movie. Miss Ross has not seen it. Florence passed away at the age of 32.

Interesting new couple alert

Oscar winner Renee Zellweger and Luke Perry were spotted together on a date. In other news, Ian Ziering is dating Meryl Streep.

Mateo's still partying

We wonder if he's available for bachelorette parties?

Ouch!

Plastic surgery is not always a good thing. Jenna Jameson has done one surgery too many.

Is Naomi a raging lunatic or a big fat moron?

Naomi recently pleaded guilty to throwing a phone that hit her assistant in the head and required a trip to the hospital. Though she used to date Mike Tyson, she is now interested in dating Russell Crowe.

What the hell happened to Rose McGowan?

We think she looks like Jack White's grandma due to weight loss. If there is another reason for it, we apologize.

Tom Cruise still has to wear a girdle

Meanwhile Keith Urban is out of rehab and is not chunky. Nicole Kidman is probably thanking her lucky stars that she got out when she had the chance (and the freedom).

We love explosive secret meetings

In case you were wondering the meeting will take place at Camp David. In other news, Brangelina will be living in New Orleans for a while.

If we were Mischa Barton, we wouldn't be taking any beauty tips from this woman

We used to like Rachel Zoe, but she seems to be an attention whore. All of this whoring is taking a toll on her looks. She is only a couple of years older than us, but she looks like she should be getting a discount at the movie theater- the discount for people older than 55.

The new spokespeople for Valtrex

The 4 most boring people in the world

Isaiah Washington should never speak in public

Grey's Anatomy co-star Katherine Heigl has stated that she hopes that Washington stops talking in public after he created an awkward moment back stage at the Golden Globes. She is probably right. On to more important things- when can we see more of McSteamy in a towel and nothing else?

Whitney Houston is dating singer Brandy's younger brother

There is a 18 year age difference. Ray J is 25 and she is 43. She has her sights on dating Lil Romeo when this is over.

Nothing has changed

George Bush is still a bug dumdum and Britney Spears is still partying.

Another strange workout for Mateo

Weird but cute.