Britney Spears slowly acheiving her quest to look like white trash

Spears, who already has multiple tatoos, including matching dice she and K-Fed got together, got a star etched on her hand. We have no beef with tattoos, but multiple teeny ones, grody hair extensions, stained clothing, and cigarettes and booze do not a classy girl make.

Rivalry of the Week

Things are getting nasty between Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie called Trump a "snake-oil salesman" following his announcement he was keeping Tara Conner as Miss USA. Trump fired back with the following hilarious response:

"You can't make false statements. Rosie will rue the words she said. I'll most likely sue her for making those false statements – and it'll be fun. Rosie's a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie."

Evangeline Lilly's house burnt down

Poor Evangeline. The Kailua, Hawaii house she shares with two women who work on the Lost crew burned down completely today. Thankfully, no one was hurt. The cause of the fire is still unknown.

Lara Flynn Boyle got married. Yawn.

The wedding took place in San Antonio, TX and cost about 40 bucks. The lucky groom is Donald Ray Thomas, who Boyle has been dating for 6 months. That's also how long we give their marriage.

Where da party at?

Colin Farrell hits up the holiday party scene in Dublin. Not lovin' the outfit, but Farrell's still hot.

Cute or annoying?

We're not sure yet. Anyway, here are excerpts from Esquire on comedians Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel.

Kimmel: We’re not popular enough to have paparazzi following us.

Silverman: I’m always in those tabloids where they show who’s badly dressed. It’s funny, because each time I’m getting my picture taken, I’m thinking, This is a nice outfit. There’s no way this will make the badly dressed list. I’m matching and everything.

Kimmel: Somehow, she ends up agreeing with them when she sees the picture.

Silverman: I’m like, They’re right. It’s not so good. I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There’s no place to hide my balls.

If we were in Paris, France...

We would not wear this. Who let Pink leave her hotel with this outfit on?! Pink returns stateside shortly-- she'll be opening for Justin Timberlake in January.

Mandy's got a hybrid

We love green celebs. Mandy Moore joins Kristin Dunst, Leonardo Dicaprio, and occasionally Cameron Diaz (sometimes she's photographed in other vehicles), on the list of celebrities with hybrid cars. We never understood why celebrities who claim they don't want to be noticed would drive around in posh, flashy vehicles--especially when, with a hybrid, they could save the earth and blend with the crowds.

Pretty face, bad bod

Not the most flattering outfit for Mischa Barton's weird body. Life & Style magazine put Mischa second on their list of best drest celebs after Beyonce. Mischa's publicist must have paid for that one.

We like Tori Spelling but...

Is it just us or has she been desperate for attention?! First the yard sale, then walking around Beverly Hills with her pug in her stroller. (Apparently the pug has bad hips--either way, you're begging to be photographed showing up to Kitson like this.)

Tara Reid's in, Brandon Davis is out

Good for Tara Reid. The "reformed" party girl finally got into LA club Hyde last night. Sleazeball Brandon Davis, however, was denied. That's gotta feel good.

Sucks to be Jennifer Aniston these days

Let's suppose that Angelina Jolie's PR blitz for her film the Good Shepherd isn't bothering Jennifer Aniston in the least. Even so, covers such as these must be totally embarrassing. US Weekly reminds us all of Jennifer's interview with Vanity Fair in Sept 2005 in which her pal Kristin Hahn states, "My worst fear is that Jen will have to face them having a baby together, because that would be beyond beyond painful.” Ouch.